"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? Somehow I cannot hide, who I am, though I’ve tried. When will my reflection show, who I am inside… when will my reflection show, who I am inside?
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
Pleasantly surprised where this went
Take care, my brave son or you will bleed for a girl who will never be yours.
Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like
me looking at a character i love: look at this piece of shit fuckwad asshole. someone just punch him in the fucking face. terrible. disgusting. illegal trash. utter garbage. i want to strangle him. fuck him lmao FUCK HIM.
someone: That character is terrible.
GIVE ME AN ENTIRE DEADPOOL MOVIE
GIVE ME RYAN REYNOLDS PORTRAYING DEADPOOL THE WAY HE’S WANTED
GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW THIS MCU FANDOM NEEDS
PLEASE GIVE ME AN ENTIRE DEADPOOL MOVIE ʘ‿ʘ
Chris Hemsworth attends the Legendary Pictures preview and panel during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego Convention Center.
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
PRECIOUS BURRITO PUPPERS WITH YOUR LIL TEDDY YOU ARE ADORABLE PERFECT BABY