Damn you and your pretty face.
it’s bisexual awareness week!!! please be aware that dean winchester is bisexual and he’s out there
Were you rebellious when you were younger? You seem like someone who maybe wouldn’t care so much what authority figures might think, like you’d express yourself no matter what…
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
i found my new wardrobe
i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him
OK SOsteve is this new kid in high school, tony sees him around sometimes with his scuffed shoes and his same two outfitsone day tony’s at a parent teacher meeting with jarvis bc his parents are out of the country and jarvis insisted on itand he sees steve in the hall and steve is looking kinda weird, like, beat up and stuff, also there’s sealed cups of jello from the cafeteria bulging out of his pockets, so tony follows him and finds out that steve has been living in the school since he started hereand tonys like ‘um do you SLEEP here’ and steve jumps and drops the cafeteria food he had been smuggling and turns around and stiffly says ‘ill just go’ and tonys like ‘no no im not gonna rat you out or anything i was just asking’and steves like ‘…yeah i sleep here. wherever’s warm, really.’ and tony looks at his tiny backpack that he always carries around and realizes that is pretty much all the shit steve owns bc he always wears, like, the same few bits of clothing
Sterek High School AU ★ Derek wants to get to know the guy who always sits alone during his free period at the library. Problem is, Stiles is busy studying and doesn’t appreciate being interrupted. (1/?)
Sterek High School AU ★ Since the incident at the library, Derek has gotten to know Stiles a little more but what if his Uncle Peter was right? If he wanted to take things further, Stiles would have to find out eventually… (2/?)
Sterek High School AU ★ Cora’s had enough of Derek’s moping. If he isn’t going to do something about his little crush on Stilinski then she sure as hell will. (3/?)
captain america | crack!vid
this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen
oh my god his brain would fizzle out for like a good ten seconds and steve would be like ‘what’ and tony would squeak ‘nothing everything’s good. very good, actually. how are you.’
steve gives tony a look, eyebrows raised with two fingers up his own butt and his legs slung over tony’s thighs
'i'm swell, tony, thanks for asking'
'oh,' tony says faintly. 'that's good.'
'…are you ok tony'
'yep fine i'm fine everything's fine i'm just having a little trouble with the whole reality thing, this is actually happening right, this isnt a weirdly realistic dream and im gonna wake up humping the sheets again-'
'i'M BREATHING STEVE I'M FINE HOW ARE YOU'
marvel movies that need to be made, stat.